Corrupt a Wish v2!

[Splashy]

xD
Just so we can have fun corrupting wishes here too.
Rules:
Basically, you make a wish and the next person messes it up. xD
For example:
Bob- I wish for a paper airplane.
Sally- Granted, but then it gets wet and disgusting.
I wish for a pie.
Billy- Granted, but then you get so fat you explode.
I wish for a race car.
Sarah- Granted, but then the race car runs out of gas and you have to pay millions to get more.
I wish for a dolly.
etc. etc.

Since I have no wish to mess up.
I wish for the main site to work again. >=(

[Scrooge]

Granted, but then everyone comes back all at once and it crashes again.

I wish won the lottery and got to successfully cash the ticket in.

[Splashy]

Granted, but then the cash disappears.

I wish Wuh-Wuh was back.
>=(